Things That Ain’t True

Whoever said money can’t buy you friends never plunked down money on a purebred puppy.

In other news, my friend found where we kept all the spare rolls of toilet paper.  Sigh.  What a mess.

Also, my friend would like to give two big thumbs (paws?) up to the sweet, savory, delicate flavor of chicken sh*t.  

I don’t know how people let dogs lick their faces.  I love my dog, but seriously.  Eww.

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