Whoever said money can’t buy you friends never plunked down money on a purebred puppy.
In other news, my friend found where we kept all the spare rolls of toilet paper. Sigh. What a mess.
Also, my friend would like to give two big thumbs (paws?) up to the sweet, savory, delicate flavor of chicken sh*t.
I don’t know how people let dogs lick their faces. I love my dog, but seriously. Eww.