Question: How long does it take to go to the bathroom, if you hurry?
A. One minute
B. Two minutes, thirty seconds
C. Twenty-five seconds
D. Too long, no matter how fast it is, and how many pee speed records you just broke
I’ll give everyone a moment.
Okay, pencils down.
The correct answer, class, is D.
Strangely enough, nobody has taken me up on my offer of free children from my last post.
It’s a good deal, I swear. They’re in decent enough health, have lots of years ahead of them, and would probably fetch a really good price on the black market.
Seriously, no takers?