Are you high?
Seriously, what is WRONG with you? The Squidgelet is only five weeks old… and yet you’re telling me that two weeks ago you thought it would be a great time to start trying for another baby?
Didn’t you get the memo? I thought breastfeeding was supposed to make you hibernate for at least 6 months.
I had stitches down there.
Did you really think I was going to be interested in a little bow-chicka-wow-wow with stitches in my vajayjay? You really thought I would feel sexy enough to make sexy time with a deflating, flabby belly that flaps wildly in the lightest breeze?
Here, let me clear up the confusion:
We are NOT having another baby anytime soon. So you can just put your little eggs away on the shelf for awhile.