I’ve already written a blog about the really weird things I catch myself saying to the DragonMonkey.
After this evening, I now have a couple more to add to the list.
“Leave the dog alone! Quit trying to touch his thingie!”
and then, shortly thereafter:
“The dog’s thingie does not eat fish sticks! NO!”
and for the grand finale:
I bet the dog would be happy to eat fish sticks that touched his thingy.
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Aren't kids awesome? Less so the things they make you say.
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HA! You didn't make me spray my tea, snork all over my library patron, or disrupt the library even a little bit this time!
Um, because I'm still home. And the tea kettle's not boiled yet.
Sigh.
Albigears is totally correct. The dog will eat all those fish sticks.
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You guys are right—- while Max's thingie didn't appear to be very hungry, Max himself was VERY happy to take care of the rest of the fish sticks.
I *used* to have a well-behaved dog that didn't beg for table scraps. The DragonMonkey has completely ruined all that.
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Oh, and Veronica— do they have Trader Joe's and Sprouts (grocery stores) in your neck of the woods? Gluten-free fish sticks are my new best friend!
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and why is it that they always have questions about private parts in PUBLIC. Well, mine does anyway. I recently had this conversation with my son at (ahem) WalMart
Him: (really loudly) MOM? MOM? MOM? DO girls have weanies?
ME: We've talked about this. Girls have a (barely audible) vagina
Him:oh yeah. Thats why you sit to pee.
Me: yep
Him. What's it like? Can I see yours?
Me: Uh, hey why dont we go look at those great big lego sets you want!!! Yes. THAT WOULD BE FUN!!
ooh boy.
Keeps us on our toes, no?
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I am suddenly very, very glad I had a female dog when Dude was little.
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Albigears is totally correct.
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